If anyone can explain to me how I ended up getting arrested for indecent exposure in the middle of Manhattan, I would like to know. The last thing I remember was fitting this rather attractive women with a nice red high heel shoe. She actually smiled at me, and that doesn't happen too often. The police, if they are police, they wear funny uniforms with black and white squares on them, tell me that I was in a battle with space aliens and super heroes. This would be funny, if it were someone else they were arresting. I was picked up for being naked on Fifth Avenue and 40th Street. What happened to my sweater and khakis! The police say that Moon Girl was fighting something called a Jellyman in Bryant Park. It held her down and began to smother her when she tossed it off her with her gravity warping powers. She started acting crazy and talking like she was from a Shakespear play. Proxy, formery Elusion, joined the fight and pretty much burnt the Jellyman to a crisp. He animated a streetlight and had it electrify the liquid robot. The police then say that Col. Marshal Strong, Dark Warrior and Scion showed up. Moon Girl said some nasty things about Men and attacked them. She tried to get Scion to join her and they high fived each other. Scion is pretty crafty, and stunned her with some crimson energy. I know, it sounds crazy, but that is what the police report says. When Moon Girl was out, four blazing meteors hit Bryant Park. Or maybe its metorites. Oh, its meteoroids? Meteors? Well it wasn't anything meteorish. It was spacemarines. Spacemarines from space. The spacemarines used energy parachutes to jump from their space ships to Manhattan. They then started attacking Moon Girl. They used energy guns like right out Flash Gordon! Dark Warrior, Scion, Proxy and Col. Strong fought the spacemarines. Proxy copied Moon Girl's gravity powers and immobilied two of them, while Dark Warrior and Scion beat down two more. During this, three superpowered aliens came down to help out the marines. The super aliens, who we found out later, were called Mindstar, Worldbreaker, and the Organic Machine, targeted Moon Girl. The four heroes defended their ally. Now, I don't believe any of this, but the police are pretty insistent about this. Why the cops want to tell me the plot of some Roger Corman film is beyond me. I just want to know where my wallet is! Next they say that Proxy, Dark Warrior and Scion were all attacking nothing. They were shooting beams, rays, and guns into the air while Worldbreaker put a beat down on Col Strong. The superheroes all says that Mindstar had the power to change their perceptions and they thought they were fighting the bad guys when they weren't. The Organic Machine was a living android that could change its shape and stretch. Worldbreaker was a super strong guy that made an earthquake that did millions in structural damage to hundreds of buildings. Mindstar could alter your thoughts. She was really messing with the team, but for some reason, Col Strong was immune to her power. This is why Worldbreaker beat up up. Proxy made the earth come up and do his fighting and he somehow absorbed Worldbreaker's power to sense vibrations. Because of this, he could figure out that Mindstar was messing with their heads. He managed to shoot her a few times with his pistol. I felt bad, because even though she was an alien, she looked like a 14 year old girl. Proxy used his absorbed gravity power to suspend Worlbreaker a hundred feet or so in the air. This pretty much neutralised him. He then put the Organic Machine in an earth sphere that he could not break out of. Together the four then located Mindstar and Scion managed to stun her with her powers. Dark Warrior put her head in an orb of darkness hoping to mess with her mental powers. For some reason The Dark Warrior started acting funny and the three others saw that he was not holding anyone. Mindstar had escaped. It was then that I found myself walking around naked in Midtown Manhattan. If anyone finds my wallet, can you mail it to my wife, Gladys? And tell her to let Rufus out, I don't want to have to clean up dog poop when the police finally let me go.
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