I've consulted members of the Illuminati and did some of my own research. This is what I've found.
Not only is Howard The "Duck" (other texts refer to Demon) responsible for single handedly destroying Marvel Comics, he is also responsible for...
1. New Coke
2. The ill fated Billy Idol album Cyberpunk
3. Britney Spears doing the bald thing
4. The tv show Full House
5. The safety hazards of the Pontiac Fiero
6. That really amazingly horrible dining experience I had one time at China Wok
7. My wife threatening to make me dress up like the tv character Maude for Halloween
8. Those crappy, annoying Head On commericals
9. Bristol Palin appearing on Dancing With The Stars
10. Dancing With The Stars itself
11. The short lived "slap bracelet"
12. The assassination of Billy Mays (you just thought it was an overdose)
13. The band S Club 7
14. The discontinuation of those Ocean Spray cranberry hard candies that I bought by the ton in the 90's (I'm still pissed about that)
15. The current ongoing pomegranite fad (there was a time, years ago, that I was considered a weirdo because I would buy and eat this strange looking fruit called a pomegranite that everyone else would refuse to try... cretins)
16. The band Creed- because they annoy me, nevermind I never bother to listen to them or to radio for that matter
17. Those Croc shoes that caused everybody to go out and spend a fortune on different colored pairs of cheaply manufactured, foam rubber shoes
18. 8-Track tapes
If anyone else has come across any evidence of the evils of Howard the Duck, please share....
we need to fight this thing!