From the desk of CHESS Director, Marshal Strong.
Three days after the White Event, and the bleach effect has worn off. Good, it was getting to me, not seeing anything but the color white. Reports are coming in from everywhere that the Movians are gone. Not just gone, but no trace of them, or any extraterrestrials. Did Wally kill them? My gut tells me no, that he sent them home. How will this effect interstellar relations?
Well I did an inventory on all the ultra secret things. The House of Wonders seems to have locked. It's still off the charts crazy, but it doesn't seem to shift anymore. Good, maybe we can finally map it out. The Wishing Tree is fine. That is good. However Wally did leave me a message inside the Neutronium vault. The walls are carved in Alphamath. Alphamath as you may or may not know is some crazy gibberish that Wally Speck invented. He claims its the root language of all intelligence based on space logic. I learned it from him while we were on Skaarpos. I needed something to do besides freak out in the dark. Well, since he and I are the only two people that know this language, I figure he wrote it to me. And since nothing can make a scratch in Neturonium, it had to be the Dark Warrior and his wacky Power Cosmic. In one of the walls, he wrote the following; "I am Wally Speck, and I am dead. At least I must be dead, my body exploded. I am not too worried about that, as I used to die pretty regularly back in the day. But this time when I died, my omni powers rushed out and destroyed the cosmos. Since you are hear and since you are reading this, you must think I am crazy. Well you are right. I am crazy, or I was since I am dead now and that means I am not crazy any more. But that doesn't mean it didn't happen. The universe ended. I rebuilt it, as best as I could. There are changes, things I couldn't remember, or things that I couldn't help but add. It was too much too fast, so I am afraid I couldn't do everything I wanted. I tried to give my friends what they wanted. I sent everyone home. The Movians, Powerhouse, Modi, all the missing children, everyone was returned to where they were born. I tried to cure all sickness, but that was too much for me. People can still get sick. The location of the Universe has changed. When it was destroyed, everything else shifted, and when I put it back, I don't think I put it back in the same place. I don't know if this was good or bad. I guess you should ask the Men In Green. I could only hold it together for three days, so I couldn't do everything I wanted, every second it got harder and harder to concentrate. Towards the end, I think I saw things looking. I think I may have attracted the attention of things that I should not have. It’s getting harder to think. Get Charley, he will help. Acturus too. I think I caused too many new problems. Chaos. I saw these (untranslatable) I think they can help. Say hello to Jess."
I have a team devoted to translated those unknown words. They don't seem to be in Alphamath.
So good old Wally tried to fix things and instead made the world in his crazy ass image. Perfect.
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