Intercrime: Hostile Takeover
"...final episode airs tonight! on WomenOnly tv!"
A quick mental nudge, and the tv turned off. Motivator frowned in disgust. A second mental nudge brings up her virtual phone. "Howard." she says flatly. The phone dials and rings.
A male voice answers. "Who the ^&$% is this? This is a private phone!"
"Good afternoon, Howard. It *is* afternoon where you are, isn't it?" Motivator asks sweetly.
"I said 'Who the ^&$% IS this?'" the male voice says gruffly.
"I'm sorry, Howard! This is Motivator! I'm afraid we've never met..."
"Lady, you just &%^$ up! You'd better be calling to &$%^$!"
"Why, no, Howard. But I appreciate the offer. I'm actually calling about a television show owned by one of your networks named 'My Secret Romance'. It seems that they're..."
"Lady, I don't even know what you're talking about! I don't own any networks. I'm broke, in fact. Can you loan me $20?" the man replies with a laugh. In the background, a voice is heard faintly, "We've almost got her!"
Motivator sighs. "Really, Howard. I was simply calling to negotiate purchasing of the rights to the series. You can consider it a favor to me, which I can return in the future when necessary."
"Huh? You want to BUY the series? You LIKE that crap? We stole those stories from romance paperbacks!" Laughing, Howard is heard shouting to his companions, "Hey, get this! The big, bad, Motivator chick really digs 'My Secret Romance!'" Laughter is heard all around in the background.
"Enough, you sniveling worm! You *dare* laugh at me? Very well. Soon I will own this series, and I will make you a star! In the meantime I will shower while your boys attempt to find me."
As Motivator walks away, Howard can be heard "Hello? The crazy ^%$& put me on hold! Find her!"
By the time Dr. Frost stepped from the shower, she had already created a plan. The "anonymous leader" theme was amusing but useful to her purposes. Walking back into her living room, she asks "Well, Howard? Have you had any luck?"
"I'll sell you the show for $750,000." Howard says quickly.
Motivator laughs. "Howard, if you had simply handed the rights over to me you would have saved that amount immediately. But negotiations have already ended. Tonight at 8:45 you will be sitting in jail." She left out the part where she would be in charge of Intercrime at that time as well.
"What, you got a crystal ball or something?" Howard snarled.
"No, Howard. Goodbye." After considering, she decided that Howard had no future as an actor. Oh, well. Humiliation was extremely simple for someone like him. Undecided, she sighs "Oh well, I'll let Harold choose how he wants to be humiliated." She could restart production of "My Secret Romance" by the next week. Controlling Intercrime would be fun for a while, but she already knew it would eventually bore her. In the MEANtime, however...! Motivator smiles.
Glancing at the clock, she begins preparations.
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