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25 Lamest Super Powers of all time
Sep 29th, 2016 at 3:30pm
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For your viewing pleasure (I got a kick out of it anyway):

http://io9.gizmodo.com/the-25-lamest-superpowers-found-on-the-superpower-wiki-17...
  
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Re: 25 Lamest Super Powers of all time
Reply #1 - Sep 29th, 2016 at 6:23pm
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Yeah, some of those are just mind-bogglingly lame. 

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Re: 25 Lamest Super Powers of all time
Reply #2 - Sep 29th, 2016 at 6:43pm
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Worm Regeneration?!?  


Yes that's Dr. Viagra's main power.   Cheesy
  
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Reply #3 - Sep 30th, 2016 at 1:36am
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In the Wild Cards universe, someone with a lame power is called a Deuce (as opposed to people with impressive powers who are called Aces).

Examples...
Roulette - Her orgasm contains a lethal bio-toxin. She's an assassin in the 3rd book in the series.

Snotman - Can generate mucus from his pores. Regarded by many as a joker, he lives a pathetic life as a hobo.

Digger Downs - Can smell the wild card virus in people, allowing him to find people who are trying to hide their powers. He makes a living as a tabloid reporter.

Tinkerbill - NYC cop who has the ability to coat targets in a bright pink aura that lasts a few hours.

And many more examples exist...

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Reply #4 - Sep 30th, 2016 at 10:02am
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Roulette - Her orgasm contains a lethal bio-toxin. She's an assassin in the 3rd book in the series.


John would defeat her because he never brings women to orgasm.

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Re: 25 Lamest Super Powers of all time
Reply #5 - Sep 30th, 2016 at 11:50am
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That was just your mom. And believe me, I tried!
  
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That totally backfired.
  
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