Hello All.  It's great to be here in the forum, I just flew in from Thermopylae and boy are my arms tired! Ba-dunch! But on a more serious note my personal life isn't the greatest , my wife is filing for divorce, she said I was cheating on her... with a tree, Ba-dunch!  But seriously, I'm misunderstood in my professional life too, the other night I asked a fellow hoplite if he'd like to engage in a little spear practice before the big battle. He told me not tonight I'm doing my hair.  Ba-dunch!  Thank you!  Thank You!  I'll be  here all week, try the gruel. You've been a great audience. Be sure and abduct your waitress on the way out.

John, thanks for the Avatar.  Very nice.  Who would have thought there was a picture that looked similar to my rather unique creation.  Did you notice how I worked both of my current characters into my forum screen name.  Pretty clever, huh?  It's kind of subtle, but if you say it out loud real fast like three times in a row or so you can hear what I'm talking about    By the way, my Spartan character can like totally kick Paul's non-powered character's ass.  Paul's character only wields clubs and tasers and the like while the Spartan wields the power of Bronze stuff!

Marshal Strong wrote on Apr 20^th, 2009 at 7:33pm:


I also cut off penises quite well.