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The Awful Cover Gallery
Dec 29th, 2009 at 10:10pm
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I was just about to read this comic when it struck me, this cover is awful.     I wanted to post it to share its awfulness with you.  Behold:




  

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Reply #1 - Dec 29th, 2009 at 10:20pm
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While it's far from one of Marvel's better covers, I've seen worse. I'll see what I can dig up.
  

"There is no such things as a dangerous weapon, only dangerous men."

"Nemo me impune lacessit"
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Reply #2 - Dec 29th, 2009 at 11:32pm
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And check out this awful cover.   What is that tan tube by Sabretooth's knee?  I thought it was a toe, but now I am not sure...

  

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Reply #3 - Dec 29th, 2009 at 11:37pm
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Both of these definitely from the 90's.
  

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Reply #4 - Dec 30th, 2009 at 6:20pm
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I'm most assuredly NOT a Kubert fan.  I don't care what kind of lineage or art school they run, I almost always don't care for their work (father or sons).
  
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Reply #5 - Dec 30th, 2009 at 6:51pm
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I like the Kuberts.  I loved their Ka-Zar series a few years back.   Just the above cover is god awful.  I still can't figure out what that thing is by Sabretooth's knee.
  

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Reply #6 - Jan 1st, 2010 at 9:54am
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John wrote on Dec 30th, 2009 at 6:51pm:
I like the Kuberts.  I loved their Ka-Zar series a few years back.   Just the above cover is god awful.  I still can't figure out what that thing is by Sabretooth's knee.


   I did notice part of the title has "Phalanx" in it. Maybe that will give some kind of a clue.
  
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Reply #7 - Jan 1st, 2010 at 1:56pm
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THE ONI wrote on Jan 1st, 2010 at 9:54am:
John wrote on Dec 30th, 2009 at 6:51pm:
I like the Kuberts.  I loved their Ka-Zar series a few years back.   Just the above cover is god awful.  I still can't figure out what that thing is by Sabretooth's knee.


   I did notice part of the title has "Phalanx" in it. Maybe that will give some kind of a clue.


I don't think so.  The Phalanx is this computer-like alien entity that was attempting to take over the Earth or something.

I actually have that issue; I should go dig it up and see if I can figure out what that actually was.
  
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Reply #8 - Jan 1st, 2010 at 10:15pm
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  Gee I was going with the Phalanx Symbol idea, sorry.
  
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Reply #9 - Jan 2nd, 2010 at 12:58pm
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I think it's supposed to be Sabretooth's foot; just bad anatomy in this particular drawing.
  
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Reply #10 - Jan 2nd, 2010 at 8:55pm
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   OK, since nobody got my Phalanx Symbol joke, or at least didn't think it was funny you have now forced me to wallow in self pity with a good bottle of Red this weekend. It's friggin cold here in New York tonight.
  
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Reply #11 - Jan 16th, 2010 at 1:23am
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Here's a link to a series of worst-ever covers that you might like:

http://comiccoverage.typepad.com/comic_coverage/worst-covers-ever/
  
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