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What Happens in Eygpt, Stays in Egypt
Sep 5th, 2014 at 11:36pm
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Due to lingering, persistent parasites in Modi’s blood, he was forced to undergo a series of blood dialysis.    So he sat, impatiently while his blood was filtered and he monitored the Moevian Captain Warlock create what he called, “a protein nutrient supplement.     They both barley finished when the Black Mesa went to full alert.

Modi was asked to go to the roof and he brought Captain Warlock with him.  He didn’t trust the alien and wanted to keep him under his eye.  On the roof was a curious looking alien.   It had an oval shaped head with ten stacks that ended in what looked like eyes.  He had four arms with hand that had elongated fingers that ended in what looked like eyes.   On his face he had what looked like a singular eye and a mouth underneath.   On the back of his face, he had what looked like, ah you guessed it, and he had a face on the other side of his face.

It was making some sort of whistling noise.   Captain Warlock tried to telepathically communicate with it.  He found that it was a race of artificial life forms created by some small furry mammal like beings eons ago to observe and record the life in the galaxy.    He tried to telepathically tell Modi this but he messed up and reveled his secret desire to unite all intelligent life, of this seed, into one faith.   Modi thought that was odd.
The alien then started screaming “I AM A NETURAL SPECTATOR.  PAY ME NO MIND.   PRETEND I AM NOT HERE.  I AM JUST HERE TO OBSERVE.  HAVE NO INTERACTION WITH ME.  JUST GO ABOUT YOUR BUISNESS.”   They eventually found out if they left it alone, it would stop shouting.

Two days passed, and Modi and Captain Warlock started to just take the alien for granted.   It twitched and started to fly off.   Captain Warlock telekinetically grabbed Modi and they followed it…to Las Vegas.

Or at least what used to be Las Vegas.   The only recognizable building was the Luxor.  And even that had changed.   The place was covered in white sand that Captain Warlock deduced was the remains of the destroyed buildings.   The tourists were all in chains and pulling large blocks of sandstone.  And they were being whipped by giant crocodile men! 
And there was a river bisecting the city!

What the f---?

The Natural Spectator just hovered above and did nothing.   Modi was prodded into action by one of the crocodile men throwing two people at him.  He became enraged and smashed the monsters with his hammer.   It took three hits to put it down.
Captain Warlock was about to lend his hand when he was attacked by a dog headed woman in a cheesy Cleopatra costume.   She still looked sexy though, the Captain is an odd fellow.
She snapped at him and he blasted her with a telepathic blast.  She said, in a Brooklyn accent, “Oh boy the big guy is going to be pissed.”
He held her at bay telekinetically and Modi fought off the Crocs.

The sand rippled and rose and a man in a 60’s movie version of a Pharaoh’s costume emerged.  He yelled “I am Omnipotep, ruler of the upper and lower kingdoms of Egypt, Vegas and the Universe.  Kneel before god.”
Modi’s god like will prevented him from kneeling, and Captain Warlock’s alien mind prevented him from bowing also.  Omnipotep didn’t like that.
He was about to strike them dead with the power of Ra, but a gleaming, man, made of stars showed up.  Captain Warlock knew him as his aloof ally, Mr. Universe.
Omnipotep recognized the power in him and attacked. 

The two cosmic powered beings fought in a different plane altogether, at speeds unimagined by mere mortals.
Modi and Captain Warlock fought the Crocs and then a giant mutated hippopotamus dubbed the Leviathan.   

During the conflagration Modi managed to smash Omnipotep into the ground, destroying his mortal body.  All this did was release him from the constraints of a material body.
Omnipotep animated the sand into a giant version of himself to smite his foes.   Mr. Universe channeled the cosmos itself to fight the psychic entity.    Captain Warlock and Modi fought off the last of the Crocs, when Omnipotep, in his newly created body stole the power of Modi’s belt and took from Warlock his mace and smashed the god into the ground.
Modi swung back and shattered the mace, but he was sent flying by the force of the impact.    Captain Warlock was unsure how to react to his.  Was Mother lost?   Is she dead? 

Mr. Universe’s psychic sense told him that the mind of Omnipotep just invaded the body of the captive CHESS agent, Sally Nile.   
How could they fight off one of their own?
  

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Re: What Happens in Eygpt, Stays in Egypt
Reply #1 - Apr 17th, 2015 at 10:23am
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We will try to finish this tonight.
  

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Reply #2 - Apr 17th, 2015 at 12:34pm
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I too will invade Sally Nile's body.

BaBAM!
  

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Reply #3 - Apr 17th, 2015 at 1:00pm
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Here is a picture of the CHESS agent  that will be reporting Mr. Universe to the HR department.

  

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Reply #4 - Apr 17th, 2015 at 2:00pm
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Its obvious she wants to join in on the action.

  

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Reply #5 - May 1st, 2015 at 10:25pm
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Sally Nile screamed and then cast out the ghost of Omnipotep.   Even Mr. Universe was not sure how she did this.    She then mumbled and twirled her fingers.   Captain Warlock thought she was having a seizure.

Mr. Universe then gazed into infinity.  She saw past molecules, into the hearts of atoms, and next door, but to the left, not right, I want to make that clear, of the very quarks themselves.  He saw a link of cosmic energy.  A wisp of Nyarl.   It was connected to an orichalcum idol carried by Sally Nile.

He told her to relinquish the totem of all evil to him.   She hesitated, but opened her jacket to pull out the bust of Nephrim Ka, the Black Pharaoh.    Mr. Universe took it and opened a portal to the Vega System, and stepped into it.

Captain Warlock, a little bit worried that he might be out of his league, pondered the situation.   He saw that under Sally’s jacket was a girdle.  Not a regular girdle that held your figure together, although he did seem to think that this one did that job rather admirably, hey she just had a baby a few months ago…  but a metallic one, and one with strange circular glyphs.   She was protected by magic!   And she was not in the throes of a seizure, she was casting a spell!   The surprising CHESS agent was a force of her own, the Captain thought.

He didn’t have time to think long, as the water of the newly created New Nile was rising into a vaguely human shape.  A human shape with huge fists.    Omnipotep animated the water turning himself into a Water Elemental!

Mr. Universe miscalculated.   Either that or the Nephrim Ka Idol threw him off.  Instead of warping to Vega, he warped into the heart of a black hole.    He used the Power Cosmic to ward off the deadly environment, and absorbed some of the kinetic power generated by the tremendous g forces of the infinite gravity well.   Fully powered up, he then blasted the idol with a super high frequency followed by a pattern of Tran’s mutational energy.   The idol was destroyed. 


And so was the black hole! 


Mr. Universe went tumbling at a superluminal speed.   He did the unthinkable for him.  He panicked a little. 

  Captain Warlock was blasting away at the Water Elemental.  He was fearing that he was not doing any good against it.   Sally Nile was shooting more Crocodile Men that Omnipotep created from captured tourists.    

Mr. Universe heard a voice.  It was Mother.  She must have been pulled through the gravity warp and blasted away with him when the idol was destroyed.   She was so soothing, so inviting.  He wanted to nap.   

He resisted, and opened a warp back to the earth.  At the last moment he took the Mother Stone with him.

He saw Captain Warlock fighting a desperate battle with the Water Elemental.  He did the first thing he thought off, he turned the Water Elemental to ice.

Captain Warlock then blasted the ice, smashing part of the Mad Pharaoh’s arm and shoulder off.   Warlock then grabbed the ice shards and telekinetically tossed them at the rest of the frozen body.

It was then that the connection to the idol was shattered.    The ice slammed into the normal mortal body of Harold Zinn.      Zinn gave one quick look of surprised and died in a frozen hail of icy death, and bloody hilarity.

  Sally Nile still looked scared.  She said she called her husband, as she thought only he could destroy the idol.   She said she needed quit to call off the charm of summoning.

This was hard to do as impossible structures made possible by a mad man’s imagination were falling around her.    Warlock put her in a telekinetic bubble and she managed to undo the spell before the great Dragon, and father of her son, Fafnir arrived.   

Captain Warlock was assured.  This woman IS a force to be reckoned with.

The due stayed and   Mr. Universe undid most of the damage that Omnipotep caused.   It was 17 hours later that they got a call that something is causing destruction near Toronto.   They warped there to find   Modi.

But it wasn’t Modi.  It was a hideously deformed God of Strength.    He had fleshy tubers growing from his chin, and small wings sprouting from his back.     The infection he received from the Great Chthulu had finally overcome him….
  

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Reply #6 - Aug 8th, 2015 at 2:39pm
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Captain Warlock, even though Modi was in fact his captor, tried to talk to his afflicted comrade.   Mr. Universe recognized the taint of Nyarl about the mad god.   

Before words could be formed,  Cthmodi sprouted hideous, bloody wings, torn from the flesh from his back.   Mr. Universe warped gravity making the silver hammer, Glydvir, rocket upwards into outer space.    

Cthmodi easily pulled the hammer to his control and threw it, screaming, at the cosmic alien.    The impact knocked houses down for miles, shattered windows, and caused a can bag of salt to fall into Mrs. Lang's soup spoiling Mr. Lang's dinner.   As if Mr. Lang didn't have a hard enough day what with the lay offs and that asshole in the next cubical who wont stop singing songs from Cats all day... but I digress.

The hammer smashed Mr. Universe into pieces  of flesh,  blood, tissue and Kirby Krackle.   Captain Warlock realized that the most powerful being to walk the earth was killed in only one hit.  Holy Hala!

Captain Warlock steadied his nerves and  summoned the full extent of his telekinetic power.  He blasted  Cthmodi a few miles north, just missing an outside oil tank next to a modest house.    Captain Warlock scanned for thoughts and found  his former friend to be stunned.   He seized on fortunate turn and tried to telekinetically remove his belt of infinite strength.   While he got a hold of the belt,  he fumbled on unlatching the buckle.

Then Cthmodi awoke.   He laughed and pulled the atoms of Mr. Universe  together  and returned his dead friend to life. The revived Mr. Universe spoke in Cthmodi's voice and laughed while firing life draining rays from his eyes!

Captain Warlock was near panic.  How could he face two of his former friends?   The rays missed.    Cthmodi  threw his hammer but it was repelled by  Warlock's telekinetic shields.   Captain Warlock, in desperation,  telekinetically blasted  Mr. Universe,  Cthmodi AND  removed the belt!   

Warlock buckled the belt around himself, but didn't activate it.    Cthmodi  laughed and called Glydvir to himself, and Warlock  heard something  speeding behind him at incredible speeds!   He evaded and hit the ground.  He looked up to see the hammer fly to  Cthmodi's hand at the speed of a burning comet causing   Cthmodi's gloved hand to smash back into Cthmodi's body, tearing him apart from the force of the impact.    Without the belt of infinite strength,  Cthmodi couldn't handle the force of the impact.  Without realizing it,  by talking the belt after the hammer was thrown,  Warlock destroyed his friend.

There was no trace of Mr. Universe.  Even with the Silver Hammer's power to raise the dead, there was not enough of a body to restore.

All Warlock could do was mourn the death of two of his friends...
  

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Reply #7 - Aug 8th, 2015 at 3:04pm
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Very sad.

These were both two really cool and well used characters.
  
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