Magnum's personal journal (which he writes while magnetically controlling a pen):
Some doctor showed me a note from Omega. It is clear Omega had no confidence in his abilities, but ironically he was right as he died rather easily and non-heroically. I mean Glare I expected, but I thought Omega would last a bit longer and not be holding on to Strong the whole time as if he were the last jug of water in a desert.
I'm also upset he didn't list MY name first in his letter. I mean what's up with that!!!
The icing on the cake was Psion (that whore) getting all the praise for her combat skills after I single handedly removed three baddies from battle with one attack on each. I mean throwing that World Breaker loser into the Sun was just classic! I was actually laughing while watching his body hurl towards the sun at 7,000 mph. That illusion chick, though hot, didn't know what hit her! BUt I have to say, even her blood stain on the wall made me horny. And that green Jell-O creature was probably a bit surprised when I turned him/her/it into a metal bowling ball.
On a brighter note, I didn't have to use my suicide device, which is good (I think). I can't imagine how many chicks I would have bagged after people would have been talking about that heroic act "Magnum took out the Moevian army while taking his own life. What a hero!". Oh wait, I'd be dead so I wouldn't bag any chicks, but it would still be cool!
So what was I talking about? Oh yeah Omega and Glare. Good guys, 'ok' warriors, not good with the ladies.
Off to my date with a mechanical blow up doll. LOL I kid I kid....